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ab agar itne kareeb hai toh why not take that trophy home…

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The most ignored words in the world.


The most ignored words in the world.

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Honestly people who have active opinions about apple vs android and engage in arguments about it need to google prison industrial complex and channel their rage into something that actually matters

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sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just

refuse to acknowledge it at all

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Brown guys that have mastered looking attractive with facial hair are the most dangerous

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98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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India’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).

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