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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh


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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen


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swordie:

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation


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Realizing I deserved better changed everything.
— Six Word Story #82 by absentions (via r2—d2)

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khwaabon:

One, two, three
What a community!

Shah, Patel, Mehta
have the best jewellery.

But who are we?
Yes, who are we?
Kaun che aapde?

aaaaae~

G U J J U, G U J J U

G, Gathiyaa
U, Undhiyun
J, Jamwa
J? Have Jamnagar!
Uuuuuuuuuuu~

G U J J U, G U J J U
Gujju, Gujju,
Rohit and Naina,
We are proud of you,
GUJJU!


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paws-grandad:

trebled-negrita-princess:

assgod:

aisha tyler slays 

calm down white guilt.

Got that ass!